Warning: Consuming this cheesecake may lead to excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and temporary suspension of critical thinking.
We use only the finest imported cream, locally sourced cheese, and artisanal disappointment as our ingredients.
Price: $42, or 3 months of soul searching.
TV Guide: The best programs to watch while eating this cheesecake
1/4 cup cream
1/2 cup disappointment
1 cup cheese
1 tsp regret
1/4 cup hope
Mix all ingredients, bake for 30 minutes, serve with a side of existential dread.
This cheesecake has been in the works since 1982.
Our founder, a struggling artist, was inspired by the works of the great French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre.
We've been experimenting with different flavors and ingredients ever since, always seeking to find the perfect combination of taste and existential dread.
Today, we have 12 different varieties, all equally as depressing.
"I never felt so alive, and yet so dead inside, as when I ate this cheesecake." - John D.
"It's like a taste explosion in my mouth, and a soul explosion in my heart." - Karen T.
Winner of the 2001 Golden Spoon award for "Most Likely to Cause Existential Crises"
Winner of the 2003 Bronze Fridge award for "Best Use of Disappointment as an Ingredient"
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Prices start at $20 for a single slice, $100 for a whole cheesecake.